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So.
I'm curious now. Does anyone else have a story about their religious upbringing? Did your religion do you wrong?
You see, I never believed... when I was a lil' durlx, I just pretended... I guess that sounds like a bunch of crap, but it's true. I went through all the motions, I was an altar boi and everything, the first time I got to wear a dress, (a robe they said)...in public! And a few years later, I was a church organist. I worked a string of churches on Sunday morning, sometimes three a morning, various faiths for 15 or 20 bucks a service; a pretty good gig at the time.When I came back home for the summer after my first year in college, I went back to that easy money and actually played a service while wildly stoned on mescaline, or whatever it was. The stained glass windows were soooooo beautiful and I was sooooo delerious!I ended the part where they were collecting the money, (called the offeratory) with a major seventh chord... like "TA DAAAA!"It was a lil' messed up falling down church, but someone had given them a pipe organ, (which I loved), and they just didn't seem to notice that I was totally fucked up. They were always nice to me, they were the kind of "christians" I think I could abide. They did not judge, lest they be judged... and in that kind of court, very few of the other christians I knew at the time would have gotten a fair hearing. Nor would they have deserved one.
So anyway, while I was working this lil' falling down church, the pastor's daughter, (yea, this is classic), on Christmas eve, she gave me a six-pack of Bud wrapped in paper with a bow...I was greatful for the beer and I thought "What a nice friend she was..."
I was sooo retarded and stoopid... I look back in total amazement! There were girls and then women, throwing themselves at my, er, feet and I didn't get it. If I had any idea, I would have talked to my boyfriend about it!
Yes, just like Elijah Wood, I was always soooo gay, even as a teen. I had my first really hot boyfriend then, and at sixteen that's not too amazing. Every man is blazing hot at that age...
Ah, but the thing was, my boyfriend wasn't gay. (He ended up in therapy, hehe, and had a wife and kids, but he was not gay).
"le sigh" as my friend Pebs would say...
Anyway!
Anyway, as I think I said before; I watched "Brother, Where Art Thou?" and I totally loved it!
Then Sunday afternoon, I watched "chocolat"... which was more amazing... Juliet Binoche is incredible... and in this film Johnny Depp just disappeared into his role as only he could... but the best part for me was when they were working the chocolat and mixing it and forming it... and putting the pieces in the window display...
This is an amazing film... if you haven't seen it, you should see it; it's lush, to the max extreme.
So, the next on my Netflix rotation was "Without a Paddle".
I am having a hard time watching it. It's just not a very good film, in fact, it's a very bad one.
Even though Seth Green is in it... and I jus love short bois with red hair, but after watching like twenty minutes, well, it's lame. And that's "lame" as in not good. Not "gold lame"..
But I did find a very amusing review of the film,
You need to click http://www.thenakedcritic.com/20050113paddle.htm for it.
And I want to know if any of you find that Seth Green might seem just a little gay in this film...
I mean, do you think he more gay than Elijah Wood or less gay... hehehehe....
So.
I'm curious now. Does anyone else have a story about their religious upbringing? Did your religion do you wrong?
You see, I never believed... when I was a lil' durlx, I just pretended... I guess that sounds like a bunch of crap, but it's true. I went through all the motions, I was an altar boi and everything, the first time I got to wear a dress, (a robe they said)...in public! And a few years later, I was a church organist. I worked a string of churches on Sunday morning, sometimes three a morning, various faiths for 15 or 20 bucks a service; a pretty good gig at the time.When I came back home for the summer after my first year in college, I went back to that easy money and actually played a service while wildly stoned on mescaline, or whatever it was. The stained glass windows were soooooo beautiful and I was sooooo delerious!I ended the part where they were collecting the money, (called the offeratory) with a major seventh chord... like "TA DAAAA!"It was a lil' messed up falling down church, but someone had given them a pipe organ, (which I loved), and they just didn't seem to notice that I was totally fucked up. They were always nice to me, they were the kind of "christians" I think I could abide. They did not judge, lest they be judged... and in that kind of court, very few of the other christians I knew at the time would have gotten a fair hearing. Nor would they have deserved one.
So anyway, while I was working this lil' falling down church, the pastor's daughter, (yea, this is classic), on Christmas eve, she gave me a six-pack of Bud wrapped in paper with a bow...I was greatful for the beer and I thought "What a nice friend she was..."
I was sooo retarded and stoopid... I look back in total amazement! There were girls and then women, throwing themselves at my, er, feet and I didn't get it. If I had any idea, I would have talked to my boyfriend about it!
Yes, just like Elijah Wood, I was always soooo gay, even as a teen. I had my first really hot boyfriend then, and at sixteen that's not too amazing. Every man is blazing hot at that age...
Ah, but the thing was, my boyfriend wasn't gay. (He ended up in therapy, hehe, and had a wife and kids, but he was not gay).
"le sigh" as my friend Pebs would say...
Anyway!
Anyway, as I think I said before; I watched "Brother, Where Art Thou?" and I totally loved it!
Then Sunday afternoon, I watched "chocolat"... which was more amazing... Juliet Binoche is incredible... and in this film Johnny Depp just disappeared into his role as only he could... but the best part for me was when they were working the chocolat and mixing it and forming it... and putting the pieces in the window display...
This is an amazing film... if you haven't seen it, you should see it; it's lush, to the max extreme.
So, the next on my Netflix rotation was "Without a Paddle".
I am having a hard time watching it. It's just not a very good film, in fact, it's a very bad one.
Even though Seth Green is in it... and I jus love short bois with red hair, but after watching like twenty minutes, well, it's lame. And that's "lame" as in not good. Not "gold lame"..
But I did find a very amusing review of the film,
You need to click http://www.thenakedcritic.com/20050113paddle.htm for it.
And I want to know if any of you find that Seth Green might seem just a little gay in this film...
I mean, do you think he more gay than Elijah Wood or less gay... hehehehe....







